no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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