First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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