Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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