have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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