anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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