Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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