WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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