Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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