I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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