Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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