i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Less talking, more tequila
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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