...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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