It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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