I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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