Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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