so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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