Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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