i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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