I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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