At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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