Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I have feelings that need drinking.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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