Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
We had sex on a dog bed..
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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