Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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