Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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