Having a random hookup so left but love u
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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