I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
