I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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