He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
