So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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