White coat. Heels.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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