chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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