no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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