who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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