i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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