And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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