why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
