I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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