she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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