I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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