Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
they need to just BURY HIM!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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