I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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