Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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