I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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