yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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