so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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