Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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