Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
His nipple licking is glorious
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