that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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