Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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