YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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